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The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while taking a dump (a blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean your bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.
"That porto-john didn't have any TP so I had to clean my ass with the old amish bidet."
A water feature commonly found in a park that can be used to clean the bottom of a person who poops outside.
Wowzers! I just saw a guy poop in the park and then use the hobo bidet to clean his butt!
When your girl is taking a shit but you gotta piss, so you lift her legs and piss on her ass so she doesn't have to wipe.
"Since we only have one bathroom Jen and I have to do the Brooklyn bidet sometimes"
When you drop a turd in a porta potty and the blue liquid splashes up on your butthole.
Don’t worry, I’m clean down there. I hit the blue bidet at work today.
When you realize that you are out of toilet paper in the middle of your BM and have to place your rear end under the sink/shower faucet and wash yourself off.
Dude, I forgot I was out of tp and had to use the old Bangkok Bidet, it was awful!
When you take a shit and when your little buddy (extremely large fat man sheeite) responds with a nice thtoink right to the ring piece (asshole)
Hey Johnny, last week I was in the fuckin McDonald's I ate 12 mcchickens I felt it comin so I ran to the McDonald's restroom, almost missed and got the worst unexpected bidet