A phrase commonly used by children which means to kill ones self. Also can be said as commit LEGO step
The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you
Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan
A different way of saying committing suicide. In the epic poem "The Divine Comedy"'s first book Inferno. Those who commit suicide are turned into trees
If we don't do something soon Billy might go and commit tree
(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)
Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob
When you are making out with someone and they don't put their tongue in your mouth or keep it in theirs. Their tongue is just uncomfortably halfway.
Oh yeah johnny is definitely a half committing kisser. He's terrible.
Committing the vibe is usually what happens when u listen to music while doing that homework that is due in 15 minutes and you haven't started. You try not to stress out and because you are the procrastinating fuck you are, you get lost in the music instead of doing your actual work.
mom: Son you better be doing your homework and don't you dare start committing the vibe or I will have your father beat your ass
me: Either I can listen or, woah I love this song
What you do if you feel horny towards a member of your own family tree. This could be one's siblings, parents, grandparents, children, or anyone of the same family tree. Often done by the people of Alabama, as seen by the name.
That's it. My sister is so hot I feel like I'm gonna commit Alabama.