Verb: when you have a conversation through writing on a post on someones Facebook wall and then you delete all of your own posts so it looks like the person is talking to themself.
(Real life example of a FB Blank)
Jeff *******: lol no, it doesnt use any animal parts. and dogs eat shoes
December 15, 2010 at 11:25pm · LikeUnlike.
Jeff *******: hahahaha
December 15, 2010 at 11:26pm · LikeUnlike.
Jeff *******: lol just nevermind. i need to go to bed lol
December 15, 2010 at 11:26pm · LikeUnlike.
Jeff *********: sam, how the heck would I know lol. you said that as if it were a well known fact
December 15, 2010 at 11:28pm · LikeUnlike.
Jeff *******: hahahah sam. this needs to end cause i need to sleep
December 15, 2010 at 11:29pm · LikeUnlike.
Jeff *******: ? i was through this box on my desk...
December 15, 2010 at 11:34pm · LikeUnlike.
Jeff *******: wow. i just got blanked real bad.
December 15, 2010 at 11:37pm · LikeUnlike · 3 people like this..
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Making a relationship official on Facebook.
Man, did you see that Glenn & Stephanie updated their relationship status on FB making it FB Official?
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A person who uses Facebook for little else than to further their own agenda - complaining about the environment, politics, etc.
I finally had to unfriend Darren. He's a total FB Ranter - I couldn't take reading his political BS any longer!
Finding out you're single on fb because you're brand new ex- just switched his/her relationship status to "single"
Did you hear about bob's gf kayla? She did the fb shuffle and now he's all torn up.
Yo, tommy just gave stacey the fb shuffle.
I didn't feel like hearing her bitch and cry, so I did the old fb shuffle.
The event of facebook failing you miserably while chatting on facebook chat. Usually during a somewhat important conversation, facebook stops showing the conversation, then un-enabling you to continue the conversation without saying the dreaded " Can you repeat that? ".
Emma- " Fuck! Fb blank. "
Danny - " word up "
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The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.
Justin: You remember Hilary from school?
Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.
Justin: Shes gaining some weight.
Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.
Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers
Brendan: I love hipsters
Acronym for "feed baby sister". Originated only to elongate the phrase "OMGWTFLOLBBQ" to "OMGWTFLOLBBQG2GFBS", but can occasionally be used literally.
Mikhail: "Alright, it's 49-49. One more kill and we win! Nobody die!"
Phineas: "G2G FBS"
*Phineas proceeds to run into the middle of the map, leave his controller unattended, and get shot in the face*
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"
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