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belongs in the kitchen and cooks and cleans and is made to give head
Susan! Make me a damn sandwich! You fucking female
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An unnecessary term for an actress. There has been some recent confusion in the biz due to some women who seem to think that they are not equal to men (women are in fact equal but distinctly and thankfully different.)
These egomaniacs insist that they are 'actors' which fucks up the rest of us who see that the obvious is in fact the case; that they are actresses. This term - 'actress' - was okay for Katherine Hepburn and other greats of her time...why is it necessary for these 'womyn'- as they likely wish to be addressed - to try to compete where no competition is needed or warranted. A man is a man; a woman is a woman. An actor is a man; an actress is a woman. It really is quite simple.
FEMALE ACTOR RAISES HELL:
Dan: "Would the actresses looking to audition for the role of Cleo please gather to my left."
Tiffy: "Oh my gawd...I don't SEEEEE any ACTRESSES here DAaaaaN....Show me...show me you BASTARD...show me an actress...show me; you chauvanist PIIIG! I am an ACTOR as are all of the W--I--M--Y--N----here...AND I refUSE to be asked to be on your left...there is no 'left.' There is only 'personal flow.'!!!"
Rachel: "Step aside wannabe.....go back to hustling tables."
Dan: "Miss...you can go to tent 4 if you want to audition for the actors' rolls. We are running takes for Terminator IV...you might fit in there."
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A woman that claims to stand up for men's issues and act red-pilled, but does it for their own benefit by taking advantage of the fact that they are women, as opposed to doing it to help solve men's issues, thus demonstrating that they do not care at all about men's issues.
Guy 1: Bro did you just see Think Before You Sleep's video on Roma Army?
Guy 2: Yeah, he exposed her as a female chameleon.
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a phrase Phil Lester should have never said in a live stream trying to recover his previous saying "lady door".
Dad why did you do dat,
why
enter my female exit
girl with the name Tyler is a very sweet down to earth person , if you get to know her. She may seem like a tough cookie but deep down she is a super nice person. Usually tall and slim , with very nice hair and eyes. Tyler loves to crack jokes and there is never a dull moment with her. If you are able to "talk" to her, you are one lucky person. When she cares she will point out of wrong things that you do, and help you work to fix it. When she cares she wants her and only her to be your center of attention. And if things don't work out she'll still hyu to make sure you are okay. If she texts you out of the blue don't ignore 'cause that's a once in a lifetime thing. She can be a very petty person but it won't last. Tyler is an amazing and loyal person. She loves to have fun at all times. Usually interacts with those who's initial begins with 'D', 'K', 'A','R'
Guy 1: man isn't she great?
Guy 2: I'm glad that I have a female Tyler to call mine
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When a bisexual has a preference to what they like in a human, or pansexuals.
Tom: So are you straight or bi?
Luke: I'm bi, I just have a female lean.
Tom: What is that?
Luke: It means that I'd rather date a girl than a boy, but I'll do both.
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A Female E-mail is when somebody sends you a single text that is so long it turns into multiple text messages.
"Dude what the Fuck did you have to female email me like that for? It made no sense. Just call me next time it will take both of us less time to figure out what you are trying to tell me," you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.
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