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Using a quick fix preferably sex or a fancy gadget to overcome a break up or heartache especially to get rid of that loser feeling that can ruin your weekend.
Jane: Si, that bastard dumped me again
Lee: and what you’re gonna do now?
Jane: Get a brazilian wax and dial my bitch fix!
a bicycle with only one rear cog or "gear" which is fixed directly onto the hub of the wheel. This style of bicycle preceeded the more modern freewheel single speed which allowed the rider to stop pedaling whilst coasting. Still more modern yet, is the multi-speed freewheel or freehub design which is just an expansion upon the single speed freewheel.
The fixed gear was most popularly used as track or "velodrome" racing machine but has since made it to the streets and has seen a rise in outdoor road usage. Currently, in many large cities across the world, the fixed gear, or "fixie" as it so often called, has become the focal point of a growing urban subculture which includes bike messengers and the like. This subculture is seen as being quite countercultual even in the cycling community and is often associated with the punk rock/anarchist scene.
Eddie Merckx, a Belgian cyclist, is revered as one of the greatest fixed gear racers in history.
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A therapeutic session of self-enjoyment/masturbation, designed to relieve the stresses of a hard day at work. Normally enjoyed last thing at night to aid sleep. The cry "Now then now then, what 'ave we got 'ere then" on the vinegar strokes is for expert self-lovers only.
Crispin had lost twenty mill backing the wrong stocks on the market and was facing the internal auditors over an allegation of laundering money. Lying alone in bed that night he didn't know what to do. "I bet jizz'll fix it" he thought before whacking one out and drifting into a deep relaxing slumber.
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1)to temporarily satisfy an addiction involving a sexual procedure you perform with your mouth.
2)When a person likes someone and wants to show them how much they really miss the other person with enthusiasm. :)
3)Also a word used when beating around the bush.
Will Faris get an oral fix this weekend? You'll never know.
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A term originating in Alabama meaning to fuck, bang, do the sex, etc.
He’ll be fixing dressers tonight
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An ingenious creation by Spectrum Labs. This synthetic urine will pass any and
all drug tests that the bladder police can throw at you.
Tom used Quick Fix to pass his drug test.
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Getting walked in on while viewing porn on the computer and whacking off.
The other night, Mike inadvertently walked in on his buddy fixing the computer. It was mad gross.
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