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When one has been on Myspace or Facebook for too long and a sharp pain begins to tingle the back of the person's neck.
"Damn, I've been lurking this gurr too long, I got lurker's neck!"
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A mustache
I'm growing a lush lip lurker.
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A deer that follows you yet does not join the conversation. It is just "there". Technically it is not the deers fault because the deer cannot speak, but it still follows you. Most people find this cute. We call these people crazy.
Crazy: Awww look at the cute lurker deer!
Normal person: DON'T TOUCH IT! It might have lurker rabies!
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A person who looks at peoples profiles excessively. The Lurker will look at peoples pictures, hidden friends & comments,The lurker will even comment the same picture over and over if arguing with someone , and they are constantly on Myspace , if you were to check your online friends that person would be online, doing who knows what.
-Not Lurker : hey great pic!
-Lurker: omg you are so beautiful loves this pic girl
-Owner of pic: wtf who are you again?
-Lurker: its me I see you in school ALL the time
-Not Lurker: that girl is a Myspace Lurker
Refers to a person who loiters around the hot meat section of your local supermarket (usually in the evenings) wating for the prices to go down.
Supermarket worker: I waited until the chicken lurker was not looking when I reduced the wings to 99p.
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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.
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a window lurker is someone who stares out the window at people unknowns to those people.
A person who "window lurks" is often wishes that she was those other people who he/she is window lurking.
when a window lurking addict gets caught window lurking she will generally go into denial about the habit, and never admit it to anyone, especially her victims.
window lurking victims can often be "way cooler" than the window lurker, hence the reason for the window lurking in the first place.
window lurking is particularly prevalent within office workplaces.
I think those people over there look really cool so, as a serial window lurker, I'm going to go window lurking them for the afternoon.
As a window lurker, window lurking really makes my workday go fast.
I'm busy now, but I'll go window lurking later.
Nobody has I clue I was window lurking them all week long. I am such a good window lurker.
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