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When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.
YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.
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An idiot or someone who sucks at just about everything.
Dude! You totally just got us in trouble...fucking nard gobbler.
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The act in which one fucks with or pisses another person off in a gay way. Not literally jacking another man’s cumsack
Mike: you are fag
Guy 2: shut the fuck up and quit jacking nards you dumb smelly ape
Is a male primate who can both eat and possess nards simultaneously.
Andrew: "Ryan you know what you are?"
Ryan: "What?"
Andy: "You're a Nard Monkey"
Ryan: *cries*
The scrotum. The bag that holds the nards (testicles).
Guy 1: Shit, she bruised my nard bag!
Guy 2: Fuck, ice them!
1. small testicles
2. what a married man has if he doesn't wear the pants in his own house
3. a reference to the size a man's balls get after years of consuming GMO's packaged in containers lined with BPA's
Billy's man boobs complemented his lymph nards perfectly.
Reference to a woman's equipment. The VA Jay Jay. Balls can be called nards. So why not call ours "lady nards?"
I like that even better than meat flaps.
I slept with Steve again last night. Man, my lady nards are hurtin'!
Shit my period came yesterday and my lady nards look like a crime scene!