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Used in reference to strong alcohol that can make someone go absolutely ape upon ingestion.
Well looks like we’re going crazy tonight boys, I’ve got some monkey pump.
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A seventeen-year-old rapper with an IQ of a rock and cannot be seen without a cup of lean. Also has an obnoxious catch phrase.
Lil Pump: ESKETIT!!!!
Guy 1: what? Wtf does that even mean—
Guy 2: —shhhh. Just go with it you don’t want his fanbase to attack you
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The worst rapper on earth. He has never been seen without lean in his entire life.
Guy 1: So what’s your favourite song?
Guy 2: “Gucci gang” by Lil Pump.
Guy 1: I haven’t heard that one. How does it go?
Guy 2: Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci ga-
Guy 1: Good luck finding new friends.
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Hank Hill: i sale propane and propane accessories.
Cotton Hill: Pump Jockey! Works for tips!
To lift weights; to engage in weight or strength training. To work out.
Hot chick at the gym: "OMG! You are so buff!!"
Buff Guy: "Ya babe, I pump iron."
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-noun/verb
The recipient of a fist pump responds by placing their entire hand over initiator's fist resembling "paper beats rock" in Rock-Paper-Scissor.
After Grandpa blew out all 90 candles he rocked my fist pump with a mean paper pump.
Associated with the Washington Nationals, the Barnyard Pump is a farm themed rally cry with powers beyond explanation.
Evolving from the typical mid-9th inning pump executed by members of the Nationals Entertainment Team to achieve a Nats win, the Barnyard Pump consists of miscellaneous animals with no shame dancing and throwing t-shirts to a newly energized crowd. Some of the animals that have made an appearance include the Geico Gecko, the Chick-fil-A Cow, a snake, a chicken, a hippo, a giraffe, a cat, a raccoon, and the Easter Bunny.
While fans regularly sitting close to section 111 are generally most exposed to the magic, the mystique is beginning to spread beyond the coveted third base line.
Most notably, a Barnyard Pump was activated each time before Bryce Harper stepped to the plate in the 2018 Home Run Derby.
Additionally, in the 2018 All-Star Game, the Barnyard Pump made an appearance just before the bottom of the 9th. Directly following, Cincinnati Reds second baseman Scooter Gennett, representing the trailing National League, hit a two run home run to tie the game and send it into extra innings.
No one really knows the origins of the Barnyard Pump, but they do know the potential it possesses.
Other names:
Farmyard Pump
The Infamous Barnyard Pump
When asked how he won the 2018 Home Run Derby, Bryce Harper explained, “It was definitely because of the Barnyard Pump.”
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