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poser smoker

someone who will say that they smoke (weed or cigs) and will allways talk about it and say that they smoke. They will actually bring some to school or whaere ever and tell every body that they have it,because no one who actually smokes will be such a dumbass to bring weed to school. They will also come to school pretend "high". You can tell by what they call weed or bowls, becase a poser smoker will call a bowl a pipe and/or weed dope.

"Hey Billy I got some dope"
"It's called weed dumbass"
"Well, look at my new pipe"
"Whatever fagot your the biggest poser smoker ever"

by muffinman8793 May 14, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pole smoker

One who enjoys the act of sucking random penises and does so on a frequent basis.

Maneka is such a pole smoker.

by Harry Bagpipe May 14, 2004

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Smoker's Cough

A cough often produced by smokers, created by excess phlegm in the esophagus. The sound created is loud and harsh, and grabs the attention of nearby people.

Bob 1: I didn't know you smoked, Bob 2...

Bob 2: Yes. I'm trying to get a Smoker's Cough.

Bob 1: That's fucking ridiculous. Why?

Bob 2: Just because.

by Greggha July 11, 2008

59๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


occasional smoker

a person who smokes cannabis from time to time, usually spanning from 2 weeks to a month or more. They are not to be confused with "pot heads" who smoke alot more. Occasional smokers usually have no problems remembering that many things, but can be forgetful sometimes, they are usually laid back and easy to talk to, you'd never know they smoke pot! They also seem to function well and take care of responsibilities and pot is not always on the top of their to-do list.

ex. Whoa! I didn't even know you smoked man! Your like all succesfull and stuff! Your definitley an Occasional Smoker man!

by MiTE GiAk March 27, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smoker's Forecast

This is the information about the weather the non-smoker requests of the smoker after they come back inside from smoking.

Non-Smoker: "Hey, whats the smoker's forecast?"

Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"

by Shevden March 30, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smoker's Kiss

Noun: When one person inhales smoke from a cigarette and subsequently kisses the partner while exhaling the smoke into his/her mouth.

Last night, I drunkenly gave my girlfriend a smoker's kiss; she ended up coughing in disgust.

by fuckheresanoriginalname January 19, 2012

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pipe Smoker

A man/woman who delights in the sucking of a plethora of cocks.

Dude 1: That dude in the pink shirt is a real fag.

Dude 2: Yeah he's a real pipe smoker.

by TV CAR April 9, 2010

63๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž