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One who licks in between the butt cheeks of a companion.
"You are truly a Gorge Surfer if you know what it is like to have a morsel of human fecal matter fall on your tongue."
Someone (adult) with very high intellect but the emotional intelligence of a slug. Generally used for someone that is unquestionably very smart and an expert in their chosen field, but seriously does not get the bigger picture. Is never wrong and has no filter or political correctness when dealing with people. Someone you need on the team but left in a locked room to do their thing but not let out. Spectrum refers to the Autism spectrum.
what's with that email, the client is not going to be happy, bloody spectrum surfer.
Someone who gets the glory from someone else's achievements. They dart around looking for ways to get recognition from others hard work. The surf the wave of glory without doing the hard yards themselves. The same person is likely to undermine the person who has actually put in the hard yards.
The politician was a real glory surfer, turning up to the Anzac day march just for the photo opportunity. After the photo shoot, he went back to his office and disproved funding for the monument stone to be refurbished.
someone who likes to get fucked by one cock after another
Example:
"Lisa was the main attraction in a 15-man gangbang. She would ride one cock for a few minutes then go to the next. She's the best cock surfer I've ever seen."
Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.
I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!
A person who was conceived on a water bed.
Person 1: Did your parents have a water bed before you were born?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Then your a seed surfer :D
Young adults or teens who are obsessed with “Ultra High Net Worth Individual” kids and want to live their lifestyles.
Oh look, Michael is a wealth surfer, he’s been at Josh’s 12 million lake house all summer. He stopped seeing Joseph who only had a 5 million lake house when he met Josh.