Noun. A racist term used for describing any dark skinned individual, though they mostly tend to be black or somalian.
Holy shit, there are a lot of turd burglars at this StarBucks.
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The act of sneaking up on a drunk passed out girl at a party and having anal sex with her. The next morning she will wake up and realize her ass cherry has been stolen
Damn did you hear about that party lat night, Brittany lost her ass cherry to a Turd Burglar.
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it's the bass solo, turd burglar, don't you know anything about music
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The guy that comes to your house to empty your septic tank when it is full.
It's been a couple of years since we've had the septic tank pumped out, so we made a phone call, and out came the Turd Burglar to deal with all of my shit.
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One who pulls bad jokes from there brain and tells them.
Dude, Ed's a turd burglar, don't laugh...
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My dad was the turd-burglar after i went to the bathroom.
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One who steals turds. Has also been known to be used more commonly as a term to describe people with poor taste, and that one friend who always seems to "cock-block" you.
Man: "Why the hell did you but in, you've gone and scared her away now, man you're a Turd-Burglar!!
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