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A non-retarded unit of measurement used by countries that didn't loose their twin towers.
"Logan, the lap will be 3.69 kilometers long"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?"
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Used when someone does something stupid or questionable. Hands and arms get raised and the words "What the fuck" are inferred.
Jackson goes to his car while his roommate watches his prank unfold from the second story window. Jackson opens the car door and a giant boxing glove punches him in the face. He immediately looks up at his roommate spying on him and gives him the What the fuck arms.
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Joe - I gave my girl a WTF man last night and she was pissed.
Definition: A What The Fuck, Man? is a sexual position similar to the Superman, or Spiderman or Batman. However, you pull out as your about to cum, cum in your hand and throw it in the air and say WTF, man
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A term of exasperation used when all common sense seems to be thrown out the window.
What tha fuck? Why is there jewelry in the sugar jar?
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A usually unwarranted expression of anger given by one driver to another when they want the other drivers to be doing something illegal or dangerous but they refuse to. A "what the fuck hand" is performed by an open palm facing up in a manner that says "What the fuck?" to a nearby driver.
I was driving 40 mph down Woodman and this old man behind me became moderately pissed and gave me a what the fuck hand. Apparently to secure his happiness he must always be doing at least 10 over the speed limit.
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Literally a combination of the expressions, "What the fuck?" and "Fuck you!/.," used(and not limited) to express both confusion and outrage. What the fuck you can also be abbreviated as WTFY(...), wtfy(...), or a have various combination of misused capitalization and spelling for a more bizarre tone(i.e. WtfU, etc.). WTFY can be expressed with an emphasis more lenient on outrage by first ending in an exclamation point, or to express more confusion by first ending in a question mark, both optionally followed respectively by their counterparts, or more of the same.
13.99 shipping and handling? WTFY!?
John: "Hey honey, I don't know you but I'm gonna try to be as obvious and degrading as I can to point out that I find you sexually attractive and my motive is to use you as an object."
Jane: "What the fuck you!?"
Brosky: "Hey dad, can I like borrow 400 dollars for my bills?"
Father: Puts down newspaper, "What the fuck you son?"
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