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The last few sips of beer left in a forty that, as a result of being unrefrigerated for an extended period of time, has become warm and both looks and tastes like piss.
Nothing better than a forty, until you get all the way down to that witch piss.
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Woman at doctor's office who slides the glass window closed and doesn't have the doctor call you back.
The window witch said I did not have an appointment
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A woman so evil, cruel, and kniving that she is both a bitch and a witch.
Patty not only broke Jill and Ben up, she stole Ben and destroyed Jill's credit rating. What a Bitch Witch.
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A highly advanced, transformative condition derived from the rather tired, exhausted and over-exposed 'Witch Hunt'.
So, seems like we've got a new and improved definition of Witches! It doesn't make 'em any more real, but the entertainment value alone makes the Witch Hoax worth pursuing...
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A hot woman that is in to weird stuff.
Maria Hill: He's fast and she's weird.
Person 2: She must be a Scarlet Witch.
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The act of being extremely intoxicated and taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Does not require consciousness.
Tom, don’t go wicked witching my bedroom, the bathroom is right across the hall!
Sally looked up and saw Tom wicked witching behind the dumpster.
See also Wicked Witch, The Wicked Witch of the East, The Wicked Witch of the West
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Anyone who uses this card combo in the popular mobile game Clash Royale is a fucking faggot and has decided to say, "fuck these hoes, I ain't getting none of them". And fingers themself to make them either feel nice or fantasize about it. They also watch hentai so they can dream of their "dream" girl. If that "dream" girl is alive, probably just cares abt them as much as they care about their former goals, AKA a entrepreneur. Instead they become a porn user, not a star.
Person 1: Yo I play clash royale like a lad
Person 2: What deck
Person 1: A cheap deck but the main cards are megaknight witch.
Person 2: Go fucking kys you contribute nothing to society
Person 1: Damn