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a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens"
WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
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when a couple is doing it doggystyle and right ass the guy gets ready to "take off" he pulls the girls arms out from underneath her as her head hits the sheets, the guy releases his "landing gear" and goes on his way!
As we were reaching take off i quickly yanked her arms out from underneath her to perform a text book plane crash!!!
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Single engine aircraft that flies over your neighborhood at the earliest hours in the morning with its farting engine.
"I was trying to sleep but that goddamn fart plane had to wake me up!"
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A Vanossgaming reference from the video GTA 5 Online Funny Moments - Under Map Glitch, Epic Fails, White Circle Easter Egg! Not to be confused with Banana Bus.
Vanoss: Look the banana plane!
H20 Delirious: I know a glitch let's use it!
When you have just landed from being on a flight, you will feel the need to take a boiling hot sloppy shit
Oh man i just landed, now i got the plane runz
Place of Planes is how airports are commonly referred to in Washington DC by the most people.
Hey, let's go to the Place of Planes to fly somewhere fun.
A common phrase used to describe his "Fly away on the Jett Plane."
Although seemingly attainable, he is actually our of reach and in question does not get social or any que's of the sort.
Deceivingly seems perfectly perfect, but in actual fact is just a flawed idealistic version of what it was thought to be.