time crisis

A kick-ass light gun title from Namco.

Unlike in other shooting games, instead of shooting outside of the screen to relead, one must release a pedal that they must step on when attacking. When the pedal is released, the player cannot fire, nor can he take damage.

The first Time Crisis title was great, but Time Crisis 2 and 3 disgraced the name due to the fact that they use a points-based scoring system, as opposed to the first Time Crisis's time-based scoring system.

Ninjas in the Time Crisis series are very, very annoying.

20👍 10👎

Midnight crisis

When you wake up realizing your guts are on fire and you need to use the bathroom but the only bathroom in the house is locked so you either poop yourself or break into a neighbor’s house to drop your bomb

Sorry about the window joe but a midnight crisis is a midnight crisis

11👍 4👎

desert crisis

A mod for Half Life set in the future with a bajillion features like custom head selections, stunts and dynamic objectives. Much better than the inferior game of "counter strike" which is populated by 9th graders singled out for their bedwetting problems.

<Elmo85> Hey let's go play some Desert Crisis!
<bendystraw> Right on, dude!
<penisbutt> NO LETS PLAY COUNTAR STRIEK!!
*** penisbutt was kicked by Elmo85 (NO!)

13👍 6👎

Jesus crisis

A derogatory comment about a christian who is struggling to reconcile their faith with the science.

In the face of actual proof of evolution Jimmy was having a severe Jesus Crisis. Good thing his faith doesn't require any real proof.

11👍 5👎

bubblegum crisis

Tope anime girls in super suits wohoo

bubblegum crisis 2033

15👍 8👎

midlength crisis

not quite short, not quite mullet, not quite anything. your hair is in a no-man's land of style.

"Ben's having a killer midlength crisis"

Existential Crisis

An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the entire meaning of life itself and wonders if being alive even has a point. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, eating cereal, listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat and being vegan.

'she ruined my holiday!'
'don't worry about it Richard, she just had an existential crisis'