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You got to be fucking kidding me. Are you going up each year and expecting an actual definition? We're not fucking time travelers here.
Person: I'm going to go on urban dictionary and type "2033".
Definition: You got to be fucking kidding me. Are you going up each year and expecting an actual definition? We're not fucking time travelers here.
Person: Well shit.
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The year that record cold will become extinct.
“Yo it’s freezing... wait! It’s 2033 and we can’t break a record cold temperature anymore! Global warming is coming dude WTF are we gonna do?”
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A kick ass game set in post-apocalyptic Moscow in the year 2033.
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Set in the shattered subway of a post apocalyptic Moscow, Metro 2033 is a story of intensive underground survival where the fate of mankind rests in your hands.
In 2013 the world was devastated by an apocalyptic event, annihilating almost all mankind and turning the earth’s surface into a poisonous wasteland. A handful of survivors took refuge in the depths of the Moscow underground, and human civilization entered a new Dark Age.
The year is 2033. An entire generation has been born and raised underground, and their besieged Metro Station-Cities struggle for survival, with each other, and the mutant horrors that await outside.
You are Artyom, born in the last days before the fire, but raised Underground. Having never ventured beyond your Metro Station-City limits, one fateful event sparks a desperate mission to the heart of the Metro system, to warn the remnants of mankind of a terrible impending threat. Your journey takes you from the forgotten catacombs beneath the subway to the desolate wastelands above, where your actions will determine the fate of mankind.
Dude 1 "DUDE METRO 2033 JUST CAME OUT TODAY"
Dude 2 "DUDE NO WAY THAT GAME IS SO FUCKING CASH"
Dude 1 "YEAH DUDE BUT I HEARD THE SHOOTING SUCKS ASS"
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The day my species of NU-Human takes over your pitty planet called Earth.The day this happens your skies will turn maroon and any living creature outside will be stunned. During this time you are stunned hooks will stab your back and you will be shipped of to converging checkpoints that will mutate your DNA. We will set up in the biggest countries such as Canada,Russia, and china due its massive population. In a matter of 3 hours 250,000 humans will be a sub division of the NU-Humans and used as slaves to build our teseract temples the process will be long and grueling. In order to speed up the process we will use Earths gravitational pull setting the moon off course in a destructive path crashing into Venus. When that happens cosmic ash will block out the sun casuing astronomical freezing of Earth during this time lapse the NU-Human will have fully taken over Ooley currently known as Earth. This is only the first phase of Mission Corrupt.
January 15 2033 Mission Corrupt will first impact Earth.
You have been warned.
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