Lebron James

When you're fucking a girl good and she's about to finish then randomly you decide to shit on her chest and move to Florida only to return 4 years later with your dick still hard and an apology.

Lebron James Lebrons James'd the fuck out of Cleveland

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LeBron numbers

Performing at a similar level to Lebron James, who is widely regarded as one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Often using in an eating context.

“I’m putting up lebron numbers at the all you can eat buffet”

“Cmon man that’s too easy! I’m putting lebron numbers sleeping tonight”

“I put up lebron numbers at the gym”

lebron jizz

The lebron jizz is when you jerk off and throw your jizz in the air using the same motion that Lebron James does before every game.

Stan made a mess when he Lebron jizzed all over his room.

Lebron James

Someone who will break into your house and ruin your family reunion to offer you Sprite Cranberry.

“Hey did you hear about the robbery during that family reunion”
“Yeah, he pulled a Lebron James on them”
“What does that mean?”
“He broke in and offered them a Sprite Cranberry”
“Well at least they got a sprite cranberry out of it”

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LeBron Steamer

A"LeBron Steamer" is taking a shit on an entire state or territory (kind of like a Cleveland Steamer, except that of the Cleveland variety is only on a single person's chest).

Did you see Chris Bosh? Yeah, he just performed a LeBron Steamer on all of Ontario.

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lebrons hairline

A line going through orbit on lebrons head controlling the embarrassing balding pattern.

Random fucker: Lebrons hairline left him like he left the heat
Lebron: You laugh at my hairline, I laugh at your paycheck.

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Lebron Jahamez

Pro basket ball player also likes to be filled with cream and water

Person 1: Hey I just got the new lebron jahamez do u want to cream in him
Person2: Yeah sure

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