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Somebody who cuffs a moped. A moped specialist has earned his title because every man knows a moped is high maintenance. Chances are a moped specialist has a very high skill in simping even for a particularly ugly girl. You never know who may be a moped specialist till its too late, its best to cut your losses and let the relationship kill itself. Just like me if I cuffed a moped lmao
ChadJoe - "I cant believe virgin peter cuffed that moped last week, Fuckin greasy." Fagmire - "I wouldnt worry about it, virgin peter is a moped specialist."
A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.
1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!
When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.
Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope
When terrible things keep happening and you feel indifferent about life.
Damn, my flight's been delayed four times-- that's mope sauce bruh.
a moped slathered with lots of lube
oh my god my moped just got slicked (AKA a slick moped)
A name given to a woman you arent proud you slept with. No one wants to get caught riding a moped
That Moped last night was so busted she could have made a dildo go limp!
An umbrella term used for almost anything. In particular, as a slight insult.
Tarik: Madi, du bist ein Moped.
Madi: Deine Mutter ist ein Moped.