A very weird and confuzzling person who assumes it is a monday when it is infact a friday
Shane: Feels like a Monday
Don: WTF are you saying. get out of this classroom!
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A Shane is typically a person of Caucasian descent. Shanes tend to be small slow-witted and lack the needed skills to take care of their personal needs such as hygiene, and independent life skills such as holding a job and moderating alcoholic intake. Shanes also tend to be thieves and lack understanding of boundaries, they will even steal from family and try to hit on relatives wives because no one wants their greasy asses. Shanes will usually be found drinking drawing and looking at pornography some of which is the vilest and disgusting of any nature.
"Girl 1 : hey have you seen shane ? "
"Girl 2: Yeah I just saw him walking that way with his back pack"
"Girl 1: OMG Shane just stole all my jewelery "
"Girl 2: How do you know it was him ? "
"Girl 1: Its Shane think about it"
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Autistic kid who doesn't understand the meaning of GO THE FUCK AWAY. Can be a decent person when your not mean to him. Loves Jacksepticeye and Naruto.
Hey Shane, you autistic piece of shit.
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Someone who sucks at guitar, and hardcore dances like a dinosaur with tiny arms.
Also can be referred to as a "premature ejaculator"
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Referring to a young man who's testes did not drop yet.
"That kid has tiny balls, he must be a Shane."
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God of everything
You know shane hes god of everything
Shanes a god in bed
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Shane is a nice, loving, caring and very funny person. Sometimes they will need alot of patience and guidance but they never asks for anything and is always overly gratefull of what you do for them. They will do their best make you smile (even if it means changing into an Irish accent). Shane can be quite sensitive but can also be the strongest person at times <3
Shanee should know how loved they are.