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Richard Simmons Gay is an adjective used to describe something that is horribly, flamingly gay. Like a guy wearing leather chaps with his bare ass hanging out.
This phrase is not meant to be homophobic, so it should only be used to describe something that really is blatantly homosexual in nature, like Richard Simmons.
Oh my god, that is gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, Richard Simmons Gay.
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When you take a shit and you swear you lost 30 lbs.
I swear I lost 30 lbs after that Richard Simmons Shit.
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Anatomy as stated. His tongue has seen, touched and been places many of us have only read about it books. It is an unstoppable force of nature and should be revered and celebrated as an icon and international symbol of peace.
I'm not sure what to do this weekend, but I can guarantee that I will let Gene Simmon's Tongue be my guide!
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The end of any sexual act which ends in disappointment. Dirty Dawn Simmons is the name given to those 'hard to please' constantly 'disappointed' individuals who will never and can never be satisfied.
Tracey: How did you get on with your date last night?
Paul: I pulled a right crime-watch cougar. I smashed her with my 10inch love wand for 2hours straight.
Tracey: She must have loved it!
Paul: Nah mate. She just sat there like a redundant paraplegic and constantly huffed, puffed and groaned. She even looked at her watch and one point. She even emailed me after to tell me how concerned and disappointed she was with my performance!
Tracey: No way, she's done a 'Dirty Dawn Simmons' on you.
As in an all Girls College in Boston, Go here and meet more lesbians than you ever did back home and take manditory feminism classes, also never say the word gay or risk being attacked, Located right near Fenway enjoy the Red Sox rioting right outside your dorm room.
Hey I go to simmons.
when was the last time you saw a boy?
about two weeks ago.
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The German name of Mark Simmons of Haddonfield, New Jersey. It may be used as a name for anyone you speak to, including your pets.
Hey Mips-hater, what was the English homework?
WOLFE SIMMONS!
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A BANDWAGONER! DO NOT TALK SPORTS WITH HIM EVER!
James Simmons is a bandwagoner. Enough said.
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