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This is just one more slang term for fecal matter. This can be used to insult someone or just to be yelled out in the most conspicuious of times.
"Ever since my girlfriend broke up with me, I've felt like a big pile of Stinky tofu."
"I've got to make some stinky tofu after eating that hot pastrami sandwitch."
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A sexual act that occurs within the crevice between a mattress and mattress pad, thus producing an added force effect.
Bro I had this chick in a tofu sandwich!
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the state of having really bad gas from a vegetarian or vegan diet.
Damn, man! You don't want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and I've got tofu ass.
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To perform oral sex on a girl.
When I first met Ling, she was very reserved. But after a few drinks she starting asking me if I liked to eat tofu.
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(noun): Similar to the food product Tofu which generates no original flavor but absorbs flavor from surrounding products, Emotional Tofu is a person with no actual experience in a topic but knows, or knows of, someone who has experience in a cause, so they absorb their emotion as their own.
Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."
Veteran: Yeah I think the inroads made in Iraq post-exit in 2011 have had mostly long term benefits for the region despite setbacks with ISIL's rise
Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!
When vegetarians start beef
When Layla-Ann accused Melrose of having worn leather shoelaces on Monday, I knew the two of them were about to start tofu.
It is an abbreviation of tofu name meaning a boring bland name. It is pronounced Tofu N,A.
I don't want to name our boy Josh because it sounds tofu NA.
Jacob is tofu NA