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I don't know what the definition is. I wish someone would define it for me. I see it used all over the internet and in print, but I don't see a bona fide definition for it. I came to the Urban Dictionary, but alas it is not here either.
Heck, I don't know what a torture apologist is. I see it in press, but what is it?
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Based on the Medieval machines used to torture people
VERB:
1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain on the listeners
2. the act of listening to a long boring story in which pain is being inflicted on you
ADJECTIVE:
3. Describing an awful situation
I torture racked the bartender last night when I kept insisting that he speak French to me.
That story about her grandmother's gravy recipe was such a torture rack.
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Cleat torture is when an individual ties up another individual and proceeds to drag a singular stud on a cleat down the person's left testicle. Some use this as a torture device, but others use it for sexual pleasure.
Kevin: "Yo did you and Stacy get it on last night?"
John: "Bro she is freaky she wanted to cleat torture me."
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Someone who enjoys sex with a cactus. Cactus referring to a knobbly penis because it has herpes
She’s weird, she’s into that vaginal torture malarkey
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when a clit is forced to get a clit boner amd played with for fun
ayo yets grab her and clit torture her
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Cutting into a guy's hard cock with a sharp knife, or burning it with a cig lighter until the head falls off. Also filleting a penis can be fun, and then you get to take him both ways at once!
Drawback: causes him lots of pain and you have to find a new cock to fuck after.
Bonus: causes him lots of pain and you get to find a new cock to fuck after.
After I cut his cock in half down the middle, I sat on him sideways and fucked him up and ass and pussy at the same time until he passed out from loss of blood. Now I'm looking for a new cock - want to sleep with me tonight baby?
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When some bastard chains you to the ground and grows bamboo right through your chest. Bamboo grows very quickly and so will not take long to grow through you.
I will use bamboo torture to make you talk.
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