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The in universe mock religion of Trekkies from Futurama in the 23rd Century.
"By The 23rd Century, Star Trek had evolved from a fandom of male virgins with skin problems into a full blown religion" - Zoe Saldana as Lieutenant Nyota Uhura as herself from Futurama Celebrity voice cast guest appearance. Known as The Star Trek Religion.
Moving at a very fast pace. (Driving, walking, or running)
You left the house late but you still arrived on time. You must have been trekking it.
The act in which a dedicated wingman/woman seals the deal with the main target's ugly friend, thus allowing YOU ample space to make your move on the babe/hunk.
The term is derived from the Star Trek quote "To boldly go where no man has gone before..." and should be used to emphasise that the fugly friend was so incredibly nasty that it is presumed that she/he had probably never had connection with the human race in such a way before.
Although predominantly used in wingmanship, it can also be used in context of someone merely pulling an ugly person whilst blind drink for humorous effect.
Bloke 1 - Maaaayyyyyyte I saw you pull that fine girl last night!! Lucky prick, how'd you trick her into bed?
Bloke 2 - F*ck you, lol. I had my wing, Frank, helped me out see. Pulled a proper Star Trek for us, he did.
Bloke 1 - Pulling a Star Trek? No shit?! How bad?
Bloke 2 - .....Fink I saw a monobrow on her, fam....
Bloke 1 - LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
Bloke 2 - ....and a tache. Eurgh.
Bloke 1 - Nasty. Where's he now?
Bloke 2 - .................…
Bloke 1 - Shit.… RIP, Frank.
When a penis is being pulled for masturbation purposes
Pieter trek hoender
Pieter is chocking his chicken
Having a really long anal marathon.
Hey babe, wanna go anal trekking on the weekend?
When only some of your cool friends can come back to play, but you can’t have everybody back because that would be lame or too much too fast.
Emerging adult inspired by your childhood: I’m so glad some of us are back!
2020 reboot: yeah me too kind of
I can’t wait for Star Trek Picard
A shitty tv show for nerds and losers. Has a large fanbase for reasons unknown because it is so shit.
Person 1: "Not the bloody nerd trek again. Surely you have something better to watch than bloody space elves on a space ship"
Person 2: Responds in Klingon
Person 1: "What a fucking nerd. I'm out of here"