turk

A person who enjoys spending time drinking beer and riding motor vehicles in the middle of the desert.

Also enjoys large lifted trucks and avoiding cardio at the gym.

Also see: turk slut

"Oh man, look at those DAK turks go, I wish I had a turk-slut for my own."

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Turk

The word derives from Turkalicious which means " to have the same equivelnt of bootylicious but in male form. Turk is also know as someone who creeps in alley ways with out being noticed such as " Someone is turking outside. the word is used mostly in europe for mainly one reason. they pick up on little words faster.

1) someone who acts before they think
2) can be used to descibe a body part

ex. u were kicked in the turk
3) as a insult

ex. quit being so f*cking turk about everything
4) To describe a witty friend of wisdom

ex. lets see what the turk has to say
5)Being a turk can also be someone with clever comebacks

6) to be godlike

You are being a Turk, Someone is Turking outside, oh my Turk, F*ck Turk, you were just kicked in the turk' you dance like turk, you smoke weed like turk, i wish i was turk,

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Turks

Black-ops organization founded in Boston, Massachusetts. The group’s founders act as a triumvirate, controlling the activities of the group which—contrary to popular belief—is no longer officially affiliated with the General Affairs Department of the Shin-Ra Electric Company. Due to the group’s overall tendency towards secretiveness, little is known about their activities. What is known is that its three leaders base their operations out of 6 Arlington Street in Boston’s prestigious Beacon Hill neighborhood. The Turks are allegedly connected to a string of violent crimes in the area, including the hostile takeover of the area commonly referred to as the “Common Room”. Though some sources claim that its triumvirate is comprised of three badass, beautiful young femme fatales, this is dubious given the severity and coldhearted nature of their activities. That story is likely a falsehood constructed by amateur admirers of the group, who abound in the Back Bay area. Also rumored to be collectively fond of (and good at) video games, and that their name is an allusion to the popular game Final Fantasy VII.

"I saw a girl leaving 6 Arlington Street, muttering something about 'muffin' and dusting white powder from her nostrils. She was carrying a sword, too. Oh man…do you think she was one of The Turks!?"

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Turk

slang name for a Turkish blend L&M cigarette. mostly smoked by devilishly attractive females and those who desire a some good smooth cancer.

"Hey Steve, can i bum a Turk?" "Seth, get outta here!"

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turk

A form of insect commonly known and related to "cockroaches"

That's a turk right there step on it

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A Turk

Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

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Turks

Mother fucking Bastards. FUCK THEM BITHCES!! THEY STILL DENY GENOCIDE, LET THEM BURN IN HELL< FUCK THEM!!!!!!

3 year old bill: what are Turks?

Mom: FUCKING BASTARDs

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