turked

To be ass raped. Roughly.

He went to a party, then was grabbed roughly from behind, turked, and woke up the following morning in a shopping trolley in Tesco's car park.

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turked

the mornin after the night before taking drugs

i took a load of bumbles, now i am turked out da fuck

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turked

messing up when your skating and hurting yourself badly.

angela turked at maple skatepark... its a huge scar now!

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turk

a citizen of the country which gave the women the right of selecting and being selected before than any european countries in 1934.and turk males cannot marry to more than one woman.

i went to turkey and saw turks do not have tails as we supposed before

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turks

The cheapest way to win at Age of Empires II: The Conquers. Their special unit is the Janissary which a crazy powerful gunpowder unit that kicks too much ass to be fair. If a player has 15 of these fuckers lined up in a row they are almost impossible to beat. Not to mention the Turks have a great cavalry and defense advantages over all other civilizations. Here’s a hint if your opponent launches a bunch of Janissary units at you, your best bet is to use a row of Onagers or Siege Onagers and fucking let them know that their a cheap bastard.

Steve: How did Tim win that last game of Age of Empires?
Bill: That fucker used the Turks.
Steve: Wow what a cheap douche bag.

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turk

a euroasian nation who has no link with arabs -ON THE CONTRARY TO "THESAURUS OF UD- instead of a border neigbourliness. the reason turks are thought to be arabs may be because of the religion(islam) of both nations, even turks are secular public.

turks and jews as being two pal nations hate arab terorrism .

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turk

A person who has mongolian origins, speaks an altaic language called Turkish, a native of one of the Turkic countries, such as Turkey, Azarbaijan, Turkmenistan, Kazakhistan etc. and who is commonly mistaken for Arabs and Persians, usually by some stupid westernese or arrogant Aussies.

"hehe so you are a turk eh? mohamed jihad jihad ? hehehe..."
"sorry, don't know arabic, I speak TURKISH, you retard!"

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