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We all know nami is useless since the beginning of one piece name one thing this bitch did on the series
Useless nami also knows as nami a girl who’s money hungry and don’t put in any work when it’s time to fight
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A phrase used by parents of, or by, a failing student when referring to their shitty grades. Usually because they refuse to admit that said student is a lazy bum who won't study. Usually these students are "special".
Mr. Lala: Well, Mrs. Smith, to be frank, Billy has a 28% in my chemistry class.
Mrs. Smith: What??! That's some load of crap, Mister! I mean, look at his textbook! It's useless! It's a useless textbook!
Mr. Lala: ...But he doesn't even pay attention in class. And all of his homework is incomplete.
Mrs. Smith: I'll have your job for this!!
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A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.
Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."
Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"
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A girl who makes herself available to the men around her, allowing them to think she will perform certain sexual favours, whilst not in fact ever performing such favours. Hence useless boob. The boob is there, but useless as she will not allow anyone to make "use" of it.
God leala, you're such a useless boob. Let's make out....
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n: Useless help is when you have a problem (usually computor/xbox/ps3/etc based) and you find a forum, download, or manual telling you how to fix it. Then, the dowload, forum, or manual fails to fix your problem.
FORUM:
You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.
noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!
DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!
MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}
horses Most useless thing on the world, planes are clearly better
Are horses useless? Let me explain
"horses can only gallop for a few seconds"
"Planes can go supersonic for hours"