Useless Help

n: Useless help is when you have a problem (usually computor/xbox/ps3/etc based) and you find a forum, download, or manual telling you how to fix it. Then, the dowload, forum, or manual fails to fix your problem.

FORUM:

You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.

noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!

DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!

MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}

Pussysaurus

Similar to a walking fleshlight, a Pussysaurus survives by constantly seaching out Dildosauri and "devouring" them into their huge, gaping pink maw. The flesh within slowly oozes juices that have magical properties and can...

... I think we're done here.

1) "Man, I got caught by a Pussysaurus last night. They're so enourmous. I'm no cockasaurus, so because of her displeasure she refused to devour me"

2) "We're goin' hunting for Pussysauri down at the brothel. Wanna come?"

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