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A Vancouver Ventriloquist is a sexual act that is highly erotic for women. The giver of the double V must first have decently long finger nails, preferably at least two weeks growth. To start the giver inserts their fist inside the receivers vagina. As the fisting is occurring the giver, without warning, must insert their arm as deep as possible inside the receiver. Then the giver should dig their finger nails as deep as possible into the wall of the vagina and scratch feverishly. This in turn will make the receiver scream like a puppet.
I was fisting this bitch last night and slipped her the old Vancouver Ventriloquist, man did she scream!
I pulled a Jeff Dunham on my wife last night, unfortunately I had to take her to the hospital.
A beautiful but sleepy suburb connected to the city of Vancouver by the Lion's Gate Bridge.
After dinner downtown, we drove back over the bridge to West Vancouver.
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The team that needs to fire there head coach and reorganize the core players because the FANS DESERVE A STANLEY CUP FOR ONCE.
"Fuck the Vancouver Canucks!" says Billy.
"No fuck you Billy." says Steve
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I ain’t no hollaback girl
Spoons, my friend, lives in Vancouver Washington
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The act of recieving oral sex from a Canadian person.
The nickname given to a Canadian girl after giving oral sex.
"That girl's a Vancouver Hoover!"
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a cool team, that would be contending for the '04 cup right now, but Bertuzzi had to be an asshole and lose his temper; they'll lose in the playoffs w/o him, since Naslund is banged up right now
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Smashing a wine glass and then lunging forward with it to greet a friend.
Will had to get a tetanus shot and four stitches on his lip after receiving a Vancouver Hug in his nose area. His trumpet-playing career ended that night.