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Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.
I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.
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A sex term. When someone is on their knees giving you head, but doesn't want you to cum in their mouth or on their face. So instead you say that you'll finish yourself off onto their chest.
But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.
As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.
Dude, last night I fully whipped out The Pole Vault on this chick!
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A euphemism for the female vagina. Usually one that is soft, smooth, supple and inviting.
I want Bekah's velvet vault in my face tonight.
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When you place your index finger in the poontang of a virgin. This "gracing" in turn, places emphasis on the fact that the fingerer has been working on this for months, or years.
Dude, her roommate totally caught me gracing the vault with that tart.
After years and a lot of money I finally graced that chicks vault. Yeah, it totally smelled like a spring morning.
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Polevaulting or "Pole"vaulting is a term to describe the act of when a man ejaculates in his own mouth by way of muscular force through the penis. In turn vaulting the seman through the air towards ones own self.
Today while home alone I decided to practice "Pole"vaulting.
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When a girl masturbates with a vault bottle
"Damn, that chick Lexi just pulled a Vault Girl
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Another name for a woman's vagina.
Guy 1: I'm going out with stacy tonight and gonna get some play. Guy 2: Man I hear she has a gaping vaginal vault and there may be a bowling ball in there. Guy 1: Oh great. I'm not taking her bowling.
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