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The Pole Vault

A sex term. When someone is on their knees giving you head, but doesn't want you to cum in their mouth or on their face. So instead you say that you'll finish yourself off onto their chest.

But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.

As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.

Dude, last night I fully whipped out The Pole Vault on this chick!

by TheMythTheLegend September 28, 2012

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Velvet Vault

A euphemism for the female vagina. Usually one that is soft, smooth, supple and inviting.

I want Bekah's velvet vault in my face tonight.

by irich January 1, 2015

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gracing the vault

When you place your index finger in the poontang of a virgin. This "gracing" in turn, places emphasis on the fact that the fingerer has been working on this for months, or years.

Dude, her roommate totally caught me gracing the vault with that tart.

After years and a lot of money I finally graced that chicks vault. Yeah, it totally smelled like a spring morning.

by Gruntis June 2, 2006

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"Pole"vaulting

Polevaulting or "Pole"vaulting is a term to describe the act of when a man ejaculates in his own mouth by way of muscular force through the penis. In turn vaulting the seman through the air towards ones own self.

Today while home alone I decided to practice "Pole"vaulting.

by Doc_Frankenfurter March 25, 2004

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Vault Girl

When a girl masturbates with a vault bottle

"Damn, that chick Lexi just pulled a Vault Girl

by Tankord December 26, 2008

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Vault 76

Vault 76 is one of many nuclear weapon proof bunkers in the video game franchise Fallout

Vault 76 is located in Appalachia, West Virginia in the video game Fallout 76 and housed people from nuclear weapons used during the Great War.

Vault 76 had the purpose of housing some of the smartest people in the world for the purposes of rebuilding America after the Great War.

What was the vault in Fallout 76?

Vault 76, duh

by smilymoney November 19, 2019

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Pole Vaulting

When you’re having sex and the man slips and nails you in the taint.

Dave and I were totally doing it when he slipped and ended up pole vaulting me, I’m just glad hit the taint and not the dit box!

by Katrykat April 1, 2020

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