Violin player

this simply means someone who plays the violin, most famous violinists and composers such as, Niccòlo Paganini, Antonio Vivaldi

PersonA: What instrument does he play?: PersonB:Oh, he’s a violin player!:

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World's Smallest Violin

When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."

Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."

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playing my violin

a phrase used to describe a sarcastic response to self pity meaning who cares.

I'm playing my violin sad song just for you.

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Playing the Arm Violin

Cutting one's wrists or arms. An arm violinist is one who takes part in this activity.

Girl One: Hey have you talked to Kayla lately? Stephan cheated on her and they broke up.

Girl Two: Oh yeah, she's a mess. She's taken up playing the arm violin. It's quite sad.

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epic violin guy

Epic Violin Guy played with Epic Sax Guy in the Eurovision 2010 contest and performed in the band The Sunstroke Project and Olia Tira. But, Epic Violin Guy is not as cool as Epic Sax Guy

person 1-did you hear of epic violin guy??
person 2-FUCK YOU... DON'T YOU EVER DISGRACE EPIC SAX GUY LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!
person 1-"slices throat"

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Accidentally play the violin

Going to the bathroom for an innocent reason (bathing, hygiene, grooming) but ending up masturbating furiously or partaking in other sexual acts often that are intense whilst in the bathroom. A verb describing hormonal boys but is not exclusive to the gender.

He went to go pee but you could hear him accidentally playing the violin.
Billy used to frequently accidentally play the violin but now he mostly does it in public.
"I'm going to the bathroom now." "OK but be careful to not to accidentally play the violin"

Worlds smallest violin

What you play for literally anyone who gets the golden buzzer on Americas got talent

AGT Contestant : "I went blind when I was 4 yrs old..."
Me: oh boo hoo, I'll play you a song on the worlds smallest violin

Judge *gives contestant the golden buzzer*

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