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Someone seems to become a violinist at the second he/she starts playing the violin. But it takes way more than that to be a worthy one. They can play such a wide range of style, sounds and techniques. And violonists can go accoustic-electric or electric. They can rock too~
They can express such vivid and passionate emotions, the violin isn't a mere tool, they use it as a voice for all the tenderness and melancholy of their soul. They reach and stab all hearts with their bow (used to rub the cords, but cupid implied too). You will love the gentle nostalgia, or will hate the loneliness and sorrow; but it will touch your soul so deep that you will have no other choice than to feel it.
Otherwise the violonist would make plain sound, or horrid noise.
"World acclaimed electric violinists Linzi Stoppard and Ben Lee's new string act FUSE." Forget the dusty penguins with shit coloured instruments (no offence), Linzi is gorgeous with her custom gold electric instrument. (And without.) See her site linzistoppard.com/music to hear real violinists.
Wanna be:
"I'm gonna become famous with my new violin and make lots of money!"
*The poor violin screams under a lack precision and passion, the poor thing crying for the mercy a bonfire.*
Man that shit doesn't do what I want, it must be broken. The hell with it.
*Sells it for boose, to lower the awareness of some already brainless chick, to fuck her a big 5 minute of effort, while she'll do the star.*
Don't waste good despise on skilled people, do it on mediocrity. For a better world, or at least a trying one.
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1.one who plays the violin very well also associated with nerd but usually very talented in the arts( drama , writing, etc etc )
see emo
Liz is an awesome violinist
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Someone who tells nothing but sob stories, makes excuses for failures, and seems to be busier then he actually is, hence, composing all day.
Q: Hey dude, have you been training this summer, fall semeseter is just around the corner. If you are serious about making the ASU XC team, you got to be putting in the time and be fit when the gun goes off.
A: I haven't been running as much as I want to, been busy with work, weather has been terrible out here, and have no one to train with.
Q: Dude are you serious, stop composing all day, what are you, The Violinist?
The cocky members of an orchestra that always have the lead in songs. They always have to play faster than the rest of the orchestra, and louder.
They are those who play the violin. The violin is essentially, the child of the - far superior - viola, which was created prior to the violin.
A violinist is basically the skin, hair, and outer body of an orchestra. A violist is basically the limbs and muscles of the body. The cellists and bassists are basically the blood and nerves.
And as we all know, all that matters, is what is on the inside. Take this from a violist.
How many violinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nine. One to change the lightbulb, and eight others to stand around looking good.
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An individual who plays the violin, the smaller, higher pitched, homosexual cousin of the viola. As all true musicians know, the violin is the instrument equivalent of a Soy Boy, that is to say weaker, lacking testosterone, more narrow at the shoulders, and whinier. By the Hermetic principle of "as above, so below" we can therefore conclude that the Violinist, too, is an effeminate subhuman turbo-virgin.
If you or a loved one suffers from being a Violinist, consider buying them a better instrument, say, a Viola.
"Hey you wanted to find a Violinist to play in your Kansas tribute band, right? Why don't you look on Grindr?'
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Someone who doesn't know how to pick a good instrument
Ya see that filthy violinist over there?
Yeah, DISGUSTING
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