sabotage voting

Voting for the least attractive candidate in the primary of the party that one opposes, in an effort to sabotage that party's chances in the general election

In a blatant display of sabotage voting, Republicans have been crossing over in droves and voting in the primaries of the Democratic Party for Hilary Clinton because they believe that John McCain will be able to beat her much easier than Barack Obama.

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voting for buchanan

Masturbating. After James Buchanan, Jr., America's only bachelor president.

Mom to College Age Son Still Living at Home: "Son, are you supporting Obama or McCain?"
Son: "Neither, Mama. I'm voting for Buchanan this year. Like last year, and next year."
Mom: "Oh honey, you're so well informed!"
Son: "Well, I'm going up to my room. Don't call me for dinner, either."
Mom: "Perhaps I'll be voting for Buchanan, too!"
Son: "Whatever."

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Vote Trump

Two words you should never put together, unless you want people throwing Bernie Sanders bumper stickers at you

Man: "Vote Trump!.....ouch."

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Vote and chill

Netflix and chill with a ballot. Vote and chill is clearly superior because heated debates over candidates, ballot measures and initiatives is sexier than any episode of “Friends” could ever hope to be.

Last Tuesday Blair invited me over to vote and chill and wow — I never thought fufilling one’s civic duty could be so sexy.

Josh: Wanna vote and chill?
Nelle: Show me what democracy looks like ;)

vote serf

A vote serf is someone whose vote is expected/borderline demanded by a political party, politician, or their supporters, despite offering few-to-no policies of interest to the person in question.

"Politician/party X won't do Y for you, but you should still vote for them so at least politician/party Z doesn't get into office"

"Fuck that noise, I won't be your vote serf."

Vote Mable

Mable is hot. She is the absolute best. She also has good political opinions. She is a natural leader and will lead our country to greatness. VOTE MABLE FOR THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!!!!

Person1: I dont like trump or biden
Person2: Then why not just vote Mable!
Person1:Omg you are so right!
*votes for mable*

terrorist voting

One bomb, one vote.
(no voting age. Also if it is a dud your vote will be revoked and you will be stoned)

Terrorist voting is the reason women are encouraged to vote.

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