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An effect experienced from smoking marijuana, where the user feels "out of synch" in time, with their bodies. Also referred to as "framing."
I was so wasted, I got the time warps, so I had another beer and was fine.
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1. An emo musical festival where all the emo bitches and bastards can come and slit their wrists, dance like retards, and cry altogether! It's about the best thing since solar-powered flashlights.
2. A celebration for all non-emo people because all the emo people are gone at this slitting-fest.
Kid 1: "Where are the emo kids today?"
Kid 2: "I think someone said something about Warped Tour going on today."
Kid 1: "Good, now I can go a day without kicking someone's ass!"
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A giant emo/screamo/ska/indie fest where lonely kids can come and dance like retards and spray each other with their wrist blood. Many people know about Warped Tour, but many think nothing of it. Emo is NOT punk, it is it's own genre. That's why all the little emo boys and girls go because they can feel so wanted there, as they are not in real life.
Kid: "Where are all the emo kids today?"
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, Warped tour is today."
Kid: "Oh good, now we can have a normal day at school."
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A strain of weed found in Kansas and Missouri. It is a smooth and strong mental high. it is a very good strain of weed, like Moca Bud, and is commonly salad bowled with it too. If the two are combined, you get to enjoy the Time Machine
Where am i?!?!? that warp spider destroyed me... i am very high
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This phrase functions as an adjective when describing a girl who is just so fucking "Warped Tour." When a girl wears To Write Love on Her Arms tee shirts everyday and shops hardcore at Urban Outfitters, she qualifies as a "Warped Tour."
"Dude, Kerri is like so fuckin' Warped Tour..."
"What?"
"Yea dude she's like so HXC and all that shit. Look at that 'To Write Love on Her Arms' tee shirt she's rocking..."
"Ohhh."
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Colloquialisation of the word sphincter after one has suffered a donkey punch. The sphincter muscle coils away in a spiral motion somewhat reminiscent of the opening to a wormhole in science fiction films.
Riker: "Permission to giggle at that warp hole, Captain"
Jean Luc: "Make it so!"
Astronomers are today turning their telescopes in the direction of an exciting new discovery of a warp hole.
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a band started by Ben Phelps and Greg Matteson of Locust Grove,VA.
Warped Vinyl is the best band since Pink Floyd.
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