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The art of joyfully spooning with your male cousin.
Hey cuz... Remember at last years family reunion, when we passed out spooning, and you were my joy whacker? - Good times!!
A way to properly describe an elf prostitute. These are the sleezy, greasy sex loving machines of the North Pole. They particularly enjoy cum guzzling and anal beads. If you’re looking for a slippery slope to “sled” down then go to craigslist to find the nearest fizzle-whacker.
Brad went to the North Pole last week to partake in the art of the fizzle-whacker.
Someone who has sexual intercourse exclusively with Caucasian’s
“You’re a night rider” “shutup, you’re a cracker whacker”
A very long and loud fart. The kind that grumbles.
I just woke up my wife with a billy whacker to the face!
A person who whacks their weiner forcefully.
Tommy your such a WEINER WHACKER.
A person that masturbates while high
I don't like smoking with Henri. I got him stoned and he began to furiously masturbate. What a weed whacker.
A person who decided to make a poor life choice by smoking weed known by cops as Marijuana then immediately afterward beat their meat, therefore, coining the phrase weed whacker
"Person 1: Bro after dinner you wanna go be weed whackers?
Person 2: Hell no. Because I'm not an idiot.