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Joseph or "Joe" a bay area slang term for marijuana

"Hey ma I'm gonna chill with joe"
"Yea we were really with joe"
"I'm so josephed!"
"Hey lets chill with joseph"

by cactusinmyhead December 23, 2007

251๐Ÿ‘ 286๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joseph

Most Josephs are classified as โ€œslowpokesโ€, โ€œslowbrosโ€, or โ€œslowkingsโ€, because they tend to be arbitrarily slower than others. Now, donโ€™t get me wrong Josephs aren't the worst guys in the world, but they do tend to boast about having large dicks when in fact they are either average or below average in size. Josephs tend to have dark colored hair and eyes, most wear glasses or contacts, theyโ€™re usually tall and skinny, but every once and a while a burly one may arise.

Although, Josephs can be conceited they can also be passionate and ambitious, but they tend to rely on others to help them reach their goals. They also have intense mindsets, but Josephs tend to speak their thoughts while still brooding. This sometimes causes them to be severely blunt and sometimes crude to others.

In closing, Josephs can be boastful, slow, and conceited, but what they lack they make up for with their generosity and passion. So, next time you meet a Joseph be patient with him, because at first heโ€™ll seem like a jerk, but slowly and steadily heโ€™ll turn out to be the best of friend you could ever hope to have.

"He is as slow as a Joesph" or "Wow, he is as passionate as a Joseph".

by Behind_Sapphire_Eyes January 31, 2015

22๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joseph

The one who got the juice, the guy with curly brown hair the one who look at you and you start getting chills the joseph who could still your bitch in a blink of an eye the guy with a nice personality

If he ain't a Joseph, get rid of him

by Mindyourownbusniess May 1, 2016

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


JOSEPH

A born leader who is built to win and is the sexiest man who withholds the most important values in a man

Oh my Gosh, this handsome man is a Joseph!

by HSFWWC October 23, 2015

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joseph

An utter wanker is liked by no one and will die alone

Oh, my God he is such a Joseph.

by MUmma truth biy November 30, 2016

24๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joseph

Basically just a hot guy with a GIANT penis

Man Joseph's hot the thiccest and longest penis i've felt even above the clothes. Because premarital sex is wrong.

by Knees are week February 24, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joseph

an absolute fucking idiot who's terrible at osu! and gets no bitches.

Townsperson A: "Yoooo who is that guy??? He's hot"
Townsperson B: "Aw hell nah man that's Joseph no he aint"

by dei8ht September 22, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž