write block

A Write block is where you cant write, or cant think of any ideas. (i think.)

Student: Im sorry, i apologize, i had write block.

Teacher: That's really no excuse, you had 2 weeks too write the essay over computer or on paper.

writes software

to engage in homosexual activity

i'm pretty sure that guy writes software.
do you think he's a software engineer?

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Hybrid Writing

writing that is a mix of cursive and retard.

That's not and N, its a hybrid writing M.

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Writing the bible

When Chatting with Someone and they write you a long ass message that you don't care to read, I.e The bible

John: so i'm Fighting with my girlfriend, and all i want is angry make-up sex and she keeps saying all this bullshit i don't wanna hear.
Greg: Looks like you have a girl who just is

Writing the bible

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patch writing

A technique of writing an essay, blog contribution or research paper by cutting and pasting large chunks of source material and interspersing these with brief connective sentences. The end result is thus a grotesque patchwork of long quotations that reveals little or nothing of the named author's own thoughts or insights.

Source material may be referenced or, when plagiarized, either presented without citation or in a cosmetically reworded format.

Patch writing is very common amongst undergraduate students from Asian countries studying at Western universities either because they do not understand the subject very well or they believe that getting a good mark involves showing that they have "done research".

You failed this assignment because the task was to research and present your policy recommendations. Instead you simply went for patch writing by copying out large sections from the textbook.

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writing a book

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.

"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."

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Writing Coma

When a writer goes into an extreme state of concentration, and is so deeply absorbed that they are oblivious to their surroundings.

On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.

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