yard farming

An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just after a good hard rain. The ultimate accomplishment is to back right up to the front door and "put the pedal to the medal" spraying mud and grass all over the front of the house.

Brian was talking smack today. But that's okay, we'll go yard farming at his house tonight. He'll learn not to run that mouth.

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Yard Bird

A person who uses methamphetamines but usually has no money to buy their drugs, so they constantly hang out for no apparent reason just to do your drugs for FREE!!

Here comes the “yard bird”...... quick, hide your shit or he’ll circle you until he smokes all yours then mine too....!!!

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Yard Lobster

a middle class wife with an attitude who tans in the yard too much.

that Yard Lobster would be a hot M.I.L.F. if she wasn't always tanning herself to the color of blood and acting like such a snooty bitch.

Butt Yard

Measurement defined by more than 180 degree turn of the head while looking at a chicks arse. Often resulting in neck strain.

Oh my god! Rachael, your butt yard has totally fucked my neck!!

cut yard

to go home

cut yard bro

yard bars

Dog poop that is laying around in an open area, especially a yard or field, that has not been picked up and disposed of properly.

" I need to clean up my back yard. There are petrified yard bars like a mine field there. I stubbed my toe on one through my shoe!"

yard beer

A light beer that is usually drank while performing outdoor home improving or upkeep such as mowing the lawn, cleaning the gutters, weeding, picking vegetables, painting, driveway sealing etc, then empties are thrown anywhere in the yard and picked up at the end of the day.... Yard beer!

Yard beers such as Budweiser
Yuengling
Busch light
Miller light
PBR
Milwaukee's best aka the beast

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