Your dad went to get some milk

When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.

-OMG! My dad is so cool!
- I think your dad went to get some milk...

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kill your dad, then die of old age

what snake tells raiden

Snake: kill your dad, then die of old age.
Raiden: <(0_ 0 )>

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Let's go to your dad's TV

To put your dick between a woman's boobs. (This definition came from me and my girlfriend doing some thing like this on my dad's couch next to the TV when he was away.)

Luis-Hey, I'm feeling horny right now.

Lola-Hey, I have an idea!

Luis-What?

Lola-Let's go to your dad's TV.

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your dad is getting the milk L Bozo

A joke to say to a fatherless child, albeit that your parental figure has been gone 18 years (I am talking to you, dear reader)

Bozo: Oh no! Your dad is getting the milk L Bozo
Chad:No u

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your dad never came back with the milk

Something that means your dad left you and your family to start a new one.

"OMG! Your dad never came back with the milk?"

Find your Dad day( October 30)

This is truly a wonderful day, In which Black people finds there dads. The Dad brings the milk home finally

Jerome: My Dad's been gone for 254 years. He was at the milk bar buying milk.
Columbine shooter: lucky for you its Find your Dad day( October 30)

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Your alcoholic dad

A term made by raywilliamjohnson, funny youtube celebrity. it is used by people now instead of your mom. followed by an annoying high pitched (occasionally low pitched) voice going OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOH

Dude: ghaghaghaghagha... i saws a movie.
dude2: i saw your...
dude: let me guess... mom?
dude2:... Your alcoholic dad!!!
random dude: OOOOOOOOOH!

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