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the first astrology dating movie ever produced
Yo I just watched Zodiac Crush movie and it was crushing man
The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.
"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."
Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.
They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.
Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.
In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
Astrology retard: I LOOOOVE zodiac signs!
Normal person: And here's the restraining order.
A dumb trend used by white hippies on tiktok to determine someone’s personality. Used by people who
Want to bring up their ego and inflat it some more.
Idiot 1: I’m a Capricorn. It said I’m going to be rich next year because of my hard work and ambition.
Smart guy: No your not. You sit in your parents house, watch porn. dumb fuck. Zodiac signs aren’t real.
zodiac signs are fake and don't define who you are, they might be the fakest thing to hit this world other than the selected; covid-19, Kim K's body, casseroles, and oh ya zodiac signs. THEY ARE FAKE AS SHIT SO STOP THINKING THEY'RE REAL CAUSE THEY'RE NOT YOU CREEPY PEOPLE. Go watch some trailer park boys to get a grasp on real life
PERSON 1: Hey do you believe in zodiac signs because I do
PERSON 2: ya how about twinkle twinkle little fuck off with your star bullshit
The term "Zodiac Bana" was created by artist ccallmecam. This can mean "Perfect Girl" or "Zodiac Killer."
Zach: "I really want a Zodiac Bana right now"
Cameron: "Me too, but could she be out there?"