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n. A serious nuisance on Sound Transit's Sounder Commuter Rail.
I was supposed to get off of the Sounder train in Puyallup, but there was a bicyclist in my way.
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"Damn she's hot. I'd love to go out with her."
"Like or dislike, she's a bicyclist man."
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Supine Bicyclists are a gang or rather a Mafia of sorts. They claim to be simply a group of bicycle enthusiasts in order to evade police detection although after a number of Federal Investigations and drug raids it was aparent that there was a clear criminal element to it. They run the prisons in Nor-Cal and they run various different street gangs such as French Camp Mafia. They are very secretive and technologically advanced. They have lower level gangs do their dirty work for them as to not be detected by law enforcement. They are rumored to be even more powerful than the Mexican Drug Cartels and Italian Mafia. The full patch members are few in number and are compromised of only true Men who are both strong smart and brutal. Their presence is world wide.
The Supine Bicyclists are a very hush hush organization if you know what I mean.
When they do right, nobody remembers When they do wrong, nobody forgets. Supine Bicyclists are the true Cocaine Mafia.
Anyone who visits a winery tasting room but doesn't buy any wine. (People riding bicycles generally don't buy wine because they can't carry it, and Canadians are the worst because you can't even ship wine to Canada.)
One winery tasting room worker to another: "How were sales over the weekend?"
Reply: "Shitty. Nothing but a bunch of Canadian bicyclists."
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