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The ratlike-dog, or Chihuahua, which once appeared in many Taco Bell advertisements from the late 1990s to the early 2000s.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Taco Bell dog met its demise by accidentally falling into the meat grinder.
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Schlicking, or flicking the bean. Female masturbation.
Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.
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A malady contracted by conspiracy theorists whereby one believes that hurricanes are "steered" by doppler radar sites. When doppler sites are overlaid onto a map of Taco Bell locations, the same conclusion can be drawn. Targeted Individuals are particularly susceptible to this grave condition. 5G is also working its way into the mix.
Doppler-Bell Syndrome appears to be most prevalent in and around the gulf states.
Used comparatively, is used to show: 1.) how much money is being wasted on an expensive product when it could be wisely spent on delicious Taco Bell, and 2.) shows the lack of worth of whatever you're spending the money on. Also applies to money squandered on fines, tickets, etc.
...This baby's top speed is 205 MPH and can be yours for only $300,000. "Damn, that's a lot of Taco Bell."
I got a posession charge, 3 years, 2 probation, and a $50,000 fine to the city. "Holy shit, crack is wack. That's a lot of Taco Bell."
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a regular bowl cut hairstyle which is higher at the forehead and low at back, its smooth contoured edge give it the look of a male glans (bell end)
hairstylist, please give me a bell end haircut because i am a total retard and enjoy my head looking like that of a penis
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Bell's Jokes Law states that the potential funniness of a joke is inversely proportional to its length.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.
Long joke: An Scotsman, a trout, two donkeys and a nun went blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and do you know what the nun said?
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/
Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)
Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'
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A middle aged lady who has been inhabiting the East Meadow, Taco bell on Long Island, New York for over 8 years. She repeatedly orders the same hard taco supreme every day and sits in the seat completely adjacent to the entrance doors. She is known by many people in the greater East Meadow area including parts of Merrick, Bellmore, and Uniondale. There have been sightings of her daughter by few people that work in the East Meadow area, but these sightings have yet to be confirmed. The Taco Bell Lady has been seen in the East Meadow Waldbaums, Villa Grande Pizzeria and also the PathMark of East Meadow. She will try to have conversations with many people about her childhood in the Brooklyn area as well as her daughters recent 3rd grade class picture, of which she carries the yearbook of Woodland Elementary School of East Meadow with her in her enormous pocketbook. But we still do not know if this is her daughter, or a picture of a random child.
"hey man, did you end your drunken night at taco bell in east meadow"
" ya man i did, i got hounded by the taco bell lady again"
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