Oh dear shes on a rampage!

usually said in a low saddened tone, when a female friend decides to engage estrogen overdrive and commence to getting physical roughly (i.e. she starts hitting the crap out of you for a stupid mistake on your part)

Mr. A (in kitchen) hey honey nice ass! (followed by a loud slap to the highly sensitive ass)

Mrs. L (enraged and estrogen flowing like Niagra Falls)
YOU DIE NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

Mr. J (friend quietly witnessing the slaughter) Oh Dear shes on a rampage

Quietly watching the horrid events unfold, I could only mutter the humble words "Oh dear shes on a rampage".

Oh Dear shes on a rampage!

(Taken from the geico commerical with the talking syrup bottle saying "Oh dear someone has put a logo over my face")

5👍 4👎

she’s like a sister to me

he’s lying break up

Girl : who’s this

Guy : nobody she’s like a sister to me

she got the best of me

Whe somebody pushes you to act out of term, lose selfcontrol, break character, show weaknesses by triggering inappropriate behavior and impulses.

Cop. Why did you beat her?
Man. I gues the she got the best of me

Girl 1 : met me outside how bout that! I wish a bitch would!
Girl 2: bitch she almost got the best of me to good my frinds don't let me hospitalize Rachet hoes.

10-4 She's Large

An expression used to alert predominantly white people that a large person or cop is coming.

*the police arrive at the party and walk in the back yard*
"10-4 she's large"
*the kids run away*

Thats what she said

When a person ragesor tries to be funny when he or she is roasted.

Person 1: You suck Person 2: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

thats what she said

a phrase that you would use to turn an innocent sentence, sexual.

Example 1:
"why is it so big i dont think it'll even fit"
"thats what she said"
Example 2:
"it's so small LOL"
"thats what she said"
Example 3:

"if you go too hard it'll break"
"thats what she said"

seashells she sells by the sheesore

When you try to say “She sells seashells by the seashore” too fast your tongue gets twisted

Teacher: Try to say this, ‘She sells seashells by the seashore’."

Boy’s first try: "Seashells She sells by the sheesore ..."

Teacher (laughing): Aren’t you a big fan of tongue twisters? Try again."

Boy’s second try: "She sells seashells by the seashore. She sells seashells by the seashore."

Teacher (clapping his hands): "Yay, you did it! Now practice this tongue twister at home and tomorrow I want to hear your progress."