The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois
Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film
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ol swirly is the folk art liveing lengeng of the ozarks . he is the inventor of the divice knowns as a swirly jacks . that helps folks manage their bio electric and does other things. too numerious to mention . amoung other acomplisments ol swirly has been the only man in history to run the whole world at any given point in human history so 🤷 theirs that . its a funny story . but all in all ol swirly the live lengend is truely a nobel american treasure whos story and legacy grows day by day even as you read this .
have you seen ol swirly on lot ? ol swirly i wanna buy a swirly jack durn !
4 foot icicle broken ways and shoved up your asshole sideways.
I bet Jared from subway got the ol' frosty adam in prison.
Named after the famous engineer for his excellent ass eating skills
The act of spreading checks and licking the auns
Girl gave me the ol' ross martyn last night
Brianna. Of many other things. See also, bitch.
I know, I'm a big ol' b word, aren't I? B is for Brianna, of course.
The Good 'Ole Bears is an animatronic band created by Space Leisure Ltd, which was used in the American Adventure theme park from 1987 to 2007, and is now in Gulliver's Kingdom, in Matlock, England
The Band Members
Fiddlin' Fred Bear -Fiddle
Joe -Bass
'Ol Pa Bear- Harmonica
Hank -HonkyTonk
Spitter (Pickin' Billy) -Banjo
These bears have 2 Original Showtapes which were used at American Adventure , and now play Lonesome On'ry and Mean, Gentle On my Mind, and Ace in The Hole.
''i'm Fiddlin' Fred Bear and these are The Good 'Ole Bears!''
Slang term for the private parts of a Southern woman over the age of 70.
Emmylou Harris is still beautiful for her age, but I suspect it's a rough go at the Grand Ole Opry, if you know what I mean...