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The act of talking to your porno.
Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"
Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"
Jacob- "he's jakeing off"
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Big dick mother fucker. And you know it because you just read it fool. Now bow your heads and pay your respects.
Jake Vaughn is a man with a sweet sweet beard.
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An extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. The end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. The word 'Jake Story' can also be used as an insult for someone who told a shitty story. The word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.
Example 1
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"
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A federal Jake refers to a jokster who always makes you laugh because they are stupid dumb.
Lol, Stiles you a federal Jake.
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The fucking cancer of youtube, the internet and society itself.
A 6 foot tall 7 year old with AIDS
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Doctor: sir im sorry to say this your son has cancer
Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them 🅱astards
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The definition of a retarded dipshit
Dickie:'Hey bro i aint givin you the money i owe you'
Jackie:'Dont be such a Jake Paul and give me at least half of the money ya owe me'.
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