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poorer than a country mouse

need to say no more

Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.

by The Original Country Mouse March 8, 2011

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Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.

Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.

by User1893 July 21, 2022


Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.

Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.

by crjoker May 7, 2022


Mouse girl

The kind of girl that does nothing without a gang surrounding/backing her (be it the Lucky Seven armed with slingshots and rocks, or a powerful organization armed with sniper rifles).

The mouse girl was mouthy until she knew the police/interventionists were on the way to back her, then her image got tougher than nails and the violent threats started coming from her whole posse.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021


Mouse girl

A girl that talks about how cheezy everything is.

The mouse girl thought the romantic comedy was cheezy even though she was the one other people rented/bought the movie for.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021


Mouse girl

A female that roots for the gangs when they triumph, and becomes a gangbuster if somebody defeats the gang, that way she gets credit either way for not being one of the losers like the boys.

The mouse girl was always looking to turn males into mice so she wouldn't end up a mouse by herself.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021


milking the mouse

to finger a persons butt . mostly for men .

"babe can you consider milking the mouse? ;)"

by monica fukin bondatti April 8, 2014