Hair hole

The place on ones head where the hair parts. Often seen as a private place that is looked at with consent or looked at to make someone uncomfortable.

Chance has a very inflamed Hair hole. He hates it when people point out his inflamed Hair hole and hates when others try to lick it.

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Ugly Hair

It is so ugly that only a mom could love it, but she actually hates it!

No one likes your ugly hair kid!

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birdnest hair

Type of hair that gets knots easily or the type of hair that is very hard to handle with. Or it can be used as an insult .

Poor gaby , she has birdnest hair , it must be so hard to take care of her hair. or , oof look at her hair it looks like a birdnest hahahahahahaha

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hair don't

A hair style that looks ugly. It derived from the term "hair do"

Shayla: u'z got a hair don't.
Maddelyn: o yea valerie got da wurs hair don't cuz hur hair be uglee.

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Hair grease

Jelly like substance for your hair. Most likely softee.

White dude: Man I hate jail. My scalp alway gets so flakey.

Black dude: Try some hair grease baby! Order it off the canteen.

White dude: Really will that work?

Black dude: Of course. How do you think I keep my braids so fresh?

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Crusty Hair

Basicaly me.

Kaylen: Yo Crusty Hair
Me: Shutup

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honey hair

A random blonde or clear hair growing from any part of your body. Usually found on your face, chest or arms. Name comes from the fact that it can sometimes be confused with a string of honey.

"Hey man, I thought something was wrong with my vision but it turns out I just had a honey hair growing from my nose."

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