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The act of an unskilled female giving a male a hand-job so vigorously that the penis fails to harden. Resulting in a fistful of limp penis flesh.
Oh man, my dick is so sore from the softee that chick gave me last night!
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The act of taking a flaccid penis, and sucking on it until erect.
I almost fell asleep last night without and action, luckily my girl gave me a softee, after than it was on.
When a piece of music changes dynamics to a really low volume. Common in jazz music, classical, and rock.
"In The Mood" performed by Glenn Miller's ensemble portrays an uber-softee very well when the band repeats a 12 bar blues over and over, lowering the volume each time. They eventually make it so low that it become an "uber-softee
Measure 72 has a decrescendo. We're going to take it down to an uber-softee
The male penis when soft and flaccid.
Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
1. Jeffs Boyfriend
2.Petafile
3. Some who cant get hard
1. Jeff is getting some creme from Mister Softee tonight.
2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on
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Cunnilingus after ejaculating into a vagina.
Eating a cream pie pussy.
$5 for a Mister Softee.
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When a guy takes some laxatives before sex. The girl lays under him and pulls on his boner which makes him shit all over her like a softee serve ice cream machine
Man last night she got kinky and wanted to do the horny softee serve... It was pretty good
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