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A plea from one individual to another to engage in sex.
"Come on baby, give me some lovin'"
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Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player
*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store
Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state
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Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.
Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.
When you just don’t give a fuck on some savage shit
Ahhh bro you on some naked shit you crazy
A liberal YouTube channel/talk show hosted by Cody Johnston, basically a leftist Ben Shapiro with one less Harvard diploma and virtually no critical thinking skills or common sense.
Dickhead 1: Dude, the ‘Some More News’ YouTube channel guy is a GENIUS!
Dickhead 2: Ah, I remember my Ben Shapiro phase.
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Synonym of masturbation. This phrase dates back to 2013 when Australian cricketer Mitchell Starc allegedly walked in on teammate Moises Henriques having a wank whilst conducting an interview.
- Hey mate what are you up to?
- Yeah nah just listening to some Spotify mate.
Saying your going to do something sexual then change your mind or not do it
Carly: I wanna suck your dick
John:Saturday night?
Carly:sounds good
10 minutes later
Carly:I don't want to do that
John:but u said u will
Carly: sorry I lied
Lieing about leading some one on
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