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The opposite of the widely known, stupid comeback, This will usaully get your offendor to say something stupid about themselves.
Person 1: You suck eggs!
Person 2: I know I am but what are you?
Person 1: A dipwad.
Person 2: Exactly
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The climax to a certain situation. Usaully preceded by the "Luke..."
1. In the Movie "Friday", the "Luke, I am your father" is when, Craig whoops Deebo's ass. Yeaahh!!!
2. The "Luke I am your father" of slim bavis's life, was giving the rectal thermometer to his favorite moped.
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another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."
the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed
Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.
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Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.
"I am a man who is wearing a hat"
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A phrase randomly said from one to another when nothing is happening. Derived from the song I Am the Walrus by The Beatles, although it actually goes "goo goo g'joob".
"Jon, I am the walrus. coo coo kachu."
"No I'M the walrus you dirty bastard"
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Line used a lot by celebrities and members. Of the divadom to assert themselves when in public. Reese witherspoon used this line a few years ago when she was picked
Up for drunken driving. The charging officer.
Did not recognize her so he Introduced. Himself to her and proceeded with charges
Do you know who I am? The angry business man yelled at the poor hapless gate agent at the airline departure gate the female agent not missing a beat keyed. Her mic and said:"ladies and gentlemen there's a man here at the gate who has no idea who he is! Can anyone come forward and claim same?"
Starscream When He Kills Megatron-Usually Doesn't Last Long.
Starscream: I Starscream am now leader Of The decepticons
Megatron:I'm Alive!
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